And the dragon ate him.
no-apologiesno-regrets:

sleeeping-booty:

fingerblastbeat:

sludgemetalpapi:

thisshitfunny:

braziliankevindurant:

ballinmp3:

bile100:

seiras:

frankenfemme:

thomyth:

blackdenimjeans:

jackanthonyfernandez:

queercrybaby:

blackberryshawty:

Anaconda in my ass

love me harder in my ass

Honey in my ass

Temptation in my ass

Part II in my ass

I’m not the only one in my ass

Party in my ass

Bicken back bein bool in my ass

fool ya in my ass

bricks in my ass

Benny in the ass

twelve feet deep in my ass

Solar flair homicide in my ass

Test the Limits in my ass…

Dream eater in my ass..

Infinitesimal in my ass.

no-apologiesno-regrets:

sleeeping-booty:

fingerblastbeat:

sludgemetalpapi:

thisshitfunny:

braziliankevindurant:

ballinmp3:

bile100:

seiras:

frankenfemme:

thomyth:

blackdenimjeans:

jackanthonyfernandez:

queercrybaby:

blackberryshawty:

Anaconda in my ass

love me harder in my ass

Honey in my ass

Temptation in my ass

Part II in my ass

I’m not the only one in my ass

Party in my ass

Bicken back bein bool in my ass

fool ya in my ass

bricks in my ass

Benny in the ass

twelve feet deep in my ass

Solar flair homicide in my ass

Test the Limits in my ass…

Dream eater in my ass..

Infinitesimal in my ass.

vice-of-virtue:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 


YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

vice-of-virtue:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Yeah but have you seen this 

image

YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!
Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

Perform to Bluff - “Squeek squeeke”

outofcontextdnd:

Party Ranger is silently slaughtering goblins (coup de grace) when he fails a sneak check & alerts the guards.

Fighter “i use perform to bluff” - Rolls & beats guard perception “Squeek Squeek” 

I expected you to run from it, not go full Attack on Titan on it.
My DM didn’t like me using my acrobatic skills to attack a giant construct. (via outofcontextdnd)
caliphorniaqueen:

newwavefeminism:

The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies

**racist

I have a problem with both of these, because not even one of these people have any trigger discipline whatsoever.

caliphorniaqueen:

newwavefeminism:

The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies

**racist

I have a problem with both of these, because not even one of these people have any trigger discipline whatsoever.

Indie

kazerad:

Over the last week I’ve been spending a lot of time writing about Zoe Quinn, GamerGate, 4chan, and all that stuff. I’ve made it sound like a huge deal - like the industry is doomed or something if we don’t take control of this. But, with all the stuff I’ve written about empowerment, I don’t want to end this on a message of hopelessness. I need to get back to my own responsibilities, but at the same time I want to make sure I leave this on a positive message. 

So, I’ll say this:

If you’re an indie game developer who has publicly spoken out against Zoe Quinn or gaming journalists, don’t be afraid.

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Remember: we are indies.

I remember indie gaming half a decade ago. One time on a Game Maker forum I found this little platformer where you played as a raptor trying to stop the extinction of the dinosaurs. The production values were amazing for a Game Maker game. I bought the full version for ten dollars, which I paid directly to the developer through some now-long-forgotten microtransaction service. I loved the game, though today I can’t recall its name and can find nothing about it on Google.

I remember the time my father was in the hospital after a car crash. Spending hours in a surgery waiting room with nothing but a game-less laptop, I decided to finally buy the full version of Avernum. The website cited there as being a “24 to 48 hour processing period on orders”, presumably because the developer had to check his Paypal account and manually email you the fucking download link. My father was out of the hospital by the time I got the game. 

I remember Iji. It was a little freeware action RPG made by a single person, but even today it stands out as one of my favorites. There is this one enemy in it - an alien soldier visually and statistically identical to all the others - but if you kill them you’ll find a journal later on where another alien soldier struggles to cope with the death of her girlfriend. If you let this enemy live, you can find journal entries suggesting the two of them run away at the end and live happily ever after. It was the first time a game made me feel like I had actually killed someone.

We are indies. Our resources are limited, our marketing is ghetto, and our creations are unconstrained. We derive our spirit from the way gaming used to be - back when games were made by men with mustaches and women in colorful 80s tights, hunched over a computer in their kitchen as they decided that they were no longer just Ken and Roberta, but Sierra. Our advertising is whispered praise between friends, our audience is the scattered gamers obsessed enough to seek us out, and our delivery is a hand-labeled floppy stuffed in a ziplock bag. We are indies because the mainstream doesn’t crave the things we want to make. But we carve a niche, because we know there are people like us out there - people who want to play the exact type of games we want to make, even if the bulk of society doesn’t.

Are you worried a news site is going to blacklist your company or refuse to give you positive press because of some opinion you held? Well screw them, you’re a goddamn indie. There’s a word for companies that help you with advertising if you follow their rules: they’re called a fucking publisher - only if you were working for EA they’d at least be giving you minimum wage, not under-the-table Kotaku pennies in a Patreon. Indies don’t need a publisher because they have their niche. They work for gamers, and gamers work for them, spreading their renown through fan campaigns and word of mouth. 

"Mainstream indie" has lost this. It became about banal and simple game that could hit it big in the iTunes store. It became about hoping for a nice Destructoid mention, or stirring up enough controversy that people would see your game. We see this “gamer is dead” bullshit because our self-declared indie developers stopped caring about gamers - instead choosing to work with their journalist-turned-publishers to target a mainstream audience. They don’t need gamers because they are no longer indies. Well, fuck it, gamers and indies don’t need them either.

No matter what happens, we will have gamers - passionate individuals who see games as something more than the latest form of popular media. And as long as there are gamers, there will be space for indie developers - people who can make the weird-ass games that specifically appeal to that bizarre niche. If the mainstream wants to re-stigmatize us, let them. We once got along fine without them, and we can do it again.

Just don’t be afraid. You’re an indie: make the games you want to make. If you care about your audience, they will always care back. And if you don’t care about your audience… well, maybe a dispassionate mainstream audience will let your own dispassion slide. 

Not only do I agree with this entire goddamn post, but I also wanted to mention that Iji is awesome and you should all play it.

Reminder that /v/ does not actually support feminism and the whole reason any funding was given to this tumblr was so that Zoe and Co could not claim we hate women, even though we clearly do. This whole tumblr is just an ass-covering ploy for 4chan.
Anonymous

thefineyoungcapitalists:

No anon, weren’t you at the secret 4chan meeting. This entire project is a false flag operation for our Zombie Hitler Dinosaur project. Currently /v/ scientists are resurrecting Hitler using the combined rage of all tumblr users as a power source for the arc of the covenant. Once resurrected we will put his brain into a cloned T-Rex and use our new master to take over the American government and force Ivan Drago to be president. Thus placing true fear in Putin’s heart and causing World War III.

That or they actually care about woman and have raised over 17,000 dollars just from their referral link. I have no idea why you think /v/ would actually care what tumblr thinks of them period.

If Feminism is a thing we need in our lives, who is the leader we should all look to that knows the answers?
Anonymous

thefineyoungcapitalists:

The first thing you should do is reject that you need a leader to follow.

Read as much as you can and realize that no one is completely right or completely wrong and then make your own decisions about what path you wish to lead.

Remember everyone is human and thus everyone makes mistakes.

kazerad:

For a while now I’ve been kind of meaning to write a long, in-depth post about 4chan. With the recent controversy between them and some significant feminist figures in the gaming industry, I think it’s important that I finally go ahead and do this. Since, let’s be honest: any time there’s a big controversy on the internet, 4chan is going to be involved. And yet, a lot of people don’t really understand what 4chan is.

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garmbreak1:

solemncompliments:

garmbreak1:

So

That last post I made.

This is an apology.

Instead of doing research on my own, I believed other people. This isn’t their fault, it’s mine. And in doing so I absorbed a lot of wrong information.

The Zoe Quinn thing is pretty much a witch-hunt, yeah.  The only Kotaku writer she slept with did not review Depression Quest, and every other claim of CoI is much more dubious.

I’m sorry. I am exactly the thing I hate.

Yeah, it’s more that the Kotaku writer gave her game exposure. Several unrelated or tangentially related articles- all written by that particular writer- mentioned Depression Quest and in one notable case, threw the main screen of the game as the article’s main picture. It isn’t as major as a good review, but it’s still notable.

There’s also another guy on the list of people she allegedly slept with. Specifically, he’s the guy on the committee who selected the Night Games that people could play at Indiecade. One of these games is Depression Quest, surprise surprise.

But that doesn’t matter. The thing isn’t that she ‘slept with a reviewer that gave her a good review’, it was that gaming journalists are giving exposure to people they know personally and are intimate with. They’re not being objective. There’s no journalistic integrity there.

According to Kotaku’s comments on the matter, whatever happened between Zoe and the writer happened after the only article he wrote about her.

According to what I’ve read on the Zoe Post- which is impossible not to be biased, but again Kotaku would be biased too, having its reputation on the line- whatever happened between Zoe and the writer happened during the Green Label Game Jam, which was in late march, while the article itself was posted on the 31st of march. And that same writer’s written on more than just Kotaku, but a lot of more articles that involved Depression quest on Rock Paper Shotgun, which I used to really like until now. Specifically, they were both at GDC and even had a youtube video about GDC, together.

Then again, those skype screenshots could have been doctored.

Edit: Clarification.